Jesus, Jocks, and the Jukebox

The NBA is a league full of freak athletes. And even the laughing stock of the league, the Washington Wizards, have a freak athlete in JaVale McGee. McGee is seven feet tall, and can jump to the moon. But the problem with JaVale is...well...how can I say this...you see...JaVale McGee is an idiot. It seems like every week this guy is doing something stupid, and this week, it was a goaltending call that looked more like an audition tape for the Brazilian volleyball team.

 

With that in mind, my blog post is a tribute to the great JaVale McGee. How bout we start off with a bright spot for JaVale, as he seeks the illustrious triple-double. The magic starts at 1:40. Take note his team is down 20 points.

 

 That was last season, but hows JaVale doing this year? Well, he still plays on the Wizards, so not that well. Hey JaVale, remember when you were in the dunk contest? Oh? You do? And you want to remind us when your team is down in a close game? Awesome. For some strange reason, JaVale was benched immediately after this play!

 

But hey, at least he made it, right? How embarrassing would it be to try a dunk like that and miss. Pshh, I'm sure that never happens, and if it did, I'm sure you'd learn from your mistake. Isn't that right JaVale?



Well, on the bright side, he's always ready to play defence.



But that's just JaVale on the court. Outside of basketball, he's actually quite sophisticated. Tell em' JaVale!




Ladies and gentleman, JaVale McGee.